降B调 B调 You know B-flat. B-flat.
对 节奏别太慢 Yeah. Not too slow.
开始吧 Go.
我想人们只是把它（爵士乐）当成我的一种爱好 I think it's seen just as a hobby of mine.
有些人想来听 有些人不想来 Some people want to come and others don't.
成千上万的人 Millions and millions of people
对这种音乐毫无兴趣 don't have the slightest interest in this music
不管是我 西德尼·贝克特 还是其他人来演奏 whether it's played by me or Sidney Bechet or anyone else.
我一直不喜欢那条狗 I never liked that dog.
我不喜欢狗 I don't like dogs
但就算是在狗当中 我也特别讨厌那条 but even amongst dogs that dog I especially hate.
因为它太野了… 'Cause it's wild...
你喂它吃的 带它出去溜街 You feed it and walk it
但还是养不熟 but there's no return.
我一直害怕那条狗会舔我 I'm always afraid that the dog will lick me.
它还热吻过我的一个朋友 She french-kissed a friend of mine.
在他说话的时候 它把舌头伸进了他嘴里 是的 He was talking and she put her tongue in his mouth. Yes.
你知道一个医学常识吗 Do you know that it is a medical fact
狗的口腔比人的干净 that dogs' mouths are cleaner than people's
我宁愿被狗舔 I would rather be bitten by the dog
-被它舔总比被它咬好 认真的讲 -我可以安排 than licked by it. I mean it. - I can arrange that.
我宁愿被狗咬我也不愿… I would rather the dog bit me than...
但我告诉你那是真的 But I'm telling you that's true.
狗的口腔比人的干净 Dogs' mouths are cleaner than humans'.
-是的… -这是事实 - Yeah... - It's the truth.
-确实如此 -好恶心 It actually is. - It's disgusting.
到巴黎了告诉我一声 Let me know when we arrive in Paris.
-等一下 -嗯 如果你别发出噪音 - Hold on one second. - Well if you don't make noise
让狗离我远点 也许我能睡个好觉 and keep the dogs away from me maybe I can get some sleep.
等一下 你压着我外套了 Hold up one second. You're on my coat.
我们的目的就是让你睡上一觉 Our goal is to see that you sleep.
晚安 宝贝 G'night baby.
-我不想被打扰 -I don't want to be bothered.
牛角面包 Croissants.
把面包从那狗旁边拿开 Get those buns away from that mutt.
我从没在凌晨四点半吃过东西 I never eat at 4:30 in the morning.
-这会儿我总是处于昏睡当中 -现在是早上五点过十分 I'm always unconscious. - It's 1 0 after 5:00.
五点十分吗 那个点我应该在跑步机上 Ten after 5:00 I should be on the treadmill.
隔天早上我们应该在十一点出发 The next morning we should leave at 1 1 :00.
-你觉得呢 -如果我们十一点出发 Don't you think - If we leave at 1 1 :00
我什么时候洗我的内衣裤 when am I going to do my underwear
嗯 你知道 这次巡演一开始 Well you know the tour started off
就只是我和那位弹班卓琴的乐手 just me and the banjo player
提出这个想法 saying what a nice idea it would be
觉得在欧洲的几个地方演出只是为了娱乐一下 to play a couple of places in Europe just for fun.
然后 你知道 And then you know
两周后 two weeks later
这次艰苦的巡演计划就定下了 this arduous tour was set.
-我觉得一旦你开始演奏… -对 - I think once you start playing... - Yeah.
实际的演奏是很有意思的 The actual act of playing is fun
但我们都要 你知道的 要离开家 but we're all you know leaving home
然后去我这辈子从没去过的一些地方 then I'm going to places that I've never gone to in my life.
-你只是过夜而已 -是的…嗯… - You're only going overnight. - Yeah... Well...
你知道 在纽约 You know in New York
我可以过我的生活 you know I can live my life
只需从家去到我拍电影的地方 just going from my house to where I make films
去剧院或者电影院 to the theatre to the movies
去麦迪逊广场花园 你知道 去… to Madison Square Gardens to you know just to...
我不需要… And I don't need...
我从来没有感到过 I never feel a sense
我周末得出去走走之类的 that I have to get away on the weekend or anything.
事实上 这对我来说是一种惩罚 In fact it would be a punishment to me.
如果有人 你知道 If someone you know
当我不得不这么做的时候 one of those times when I've had to
由于这样或那样的原因 在周末外出的话 for one reason or another go away on the weekend
你知道吗 我会数着时间 you know I count the minutes.
巴黎… Paris...
没有纽约那种激动人心的感觉 doesn't have the excitement of New York.
但从另一方面说 巴黎更漂亮 On the other hand it's more beautiful.
我喜欢巴黎的天气 因为我不喜欢阳光 And I love the weather in Paris because I don't like sun
巴黎几乎都是阴沉沉的天气 and Paris has great gray weather almost all the time.
有着柔和的光线 那 真的很漂亮 Soft light. It's really beautiful.
所以我走在巴黎的大街上总是心情舒畅 So I'm always very happy walking the streets of Paris
因为 你知道 'cause you know
我有喜欢在深夜做事的念头 I like the idea that you can do things late at night.
有趣的部分是 The funny part of it is
在纽约 我一点也不喜欢熬夜 in New York I don't keep late hours at all.
但我想 如果已经是凌晨三点半或者四点了 But I like to know that if it's 3:30 or 4:00 in the morning
我会想来碗鸭肉馄饨汤 我能理解那种心情 and I want a bowl of duck-wonton soup I can get it.
现在我不理解的是 Now I don't get it
谁会在凌晨4点要那个 because who needs that at 4:00 in the morning
我几乎每天都练习 I practice every day of my life just about
因为我不能每周一晚上都去迈克尔酒吧演出 because I couldn't play at Michael's Pub every Monday night
就算以我目前的水平 如果不练习也不能做到那样 even at the level I play I couldn't do that without practicing.
我的嘴唇会无法支撑下去 I mean my lip wouldn't hold out
我就什么都演奏不了了 I wouldn't be able to play anything at all.
他们可能会喜欢这种新鲜感 They may like the novelty
在前十五分钟到前二十分钟里 for the first 1 5-20 minutes
接着一个小时过去了 then as an hour goes by
他们在听新奥尔良的爵士乐 我是说… and they're hearing New Orleans jazz I mean...
但他们来这听到那个 But they're coming to hear that.
你知道 You know
会有一定的热情 so there'll be a certain enthusiasm.
但有个大问题是… A big problem is that...
我不是一个能引起他们足够兴趣的出色的音乐家 that I'm not a sufficient-enough musician to hold their interest.
如果你开一场音乐会 If you have a concert
并且有一个真正的艺术家在那演奏… and have a real artist out there who can play...
比方说是西德尼·贝克特或者约翰·柯川 If this was you know Sidney Bechet or John Coltrane
或者其他大师… or somebody that can...
然后 只需要听他们演奏 其他的都是多余的 then just to hear them play you don't need anything else.
他们的创造力无限 非常伟大 They're endlessly creative and great.
但是 你知道 这个在我这里这并不适用 But you know that doesn't obtain here.
你知道 这是因为… You know this has...
水平不一样 this has a different quality to it.
所以我们每次到一个国家 只做一场表演 So every country we go to that you only do one show
-你把它当做闭幕演出 -对 you see it as the closing - Yeah.
没有任何意义 It makes no sense.
-你把它看作是开场吗 -是的 今晚是开场 - You see it as the opening - Yes. Tonight's the opening.
你知道 我相信我们会研究出一些东西 You know I'm sure there's something we're going to find out.
除非什么都没有 Unless it's nothing
除非跟我们在迈克尔酒吧做的事一样 unless it's the same thing we do at Michael's Pub
我们不会让他们觉得无聊的 you know we're not gonna bore them.
就只打个招呼 讲几句话 Just say hello and a couple of lines
然后就开始演奏 and then get on to the playing.
在某个点 也许要介绍一下乐手们 You know at some point maybe introduce the musicians.
没错 That's it
嗯 介绍比不介绍要好 Yeah. That's more than it.
那就是最大限度了 That's the maximum.
-旅途愉快吗 -是啊 很顺利 -D'you have a good trip - Oh yeah. It was a breeze.
我先去了巴黎 I went over to Paris first
只因为我要在那里好好睡上一觉 just 'cause I had to get one night of sleep
你知道 为了倒个时差 you know to get over it.
除了纽约 巴黎是我唯一能生存的地方 And Paris is the only place outside of New York that I can survive.
你懂我的意思 You know what I mean
我不能直接去另一个国家 I can't come right to another country.
我必须第一站先去巴黎 然后我才知道我在欧洲 I have to go to Paris then I know I'm in Europe.
-真的吗 你喜欢这样 -然后我才能从那里开始 -Really You like it - Then I can go from there.
他们做了一个…和我那12美元的兰波尼牌单簧管完全一样的复制品 And they built it... exact replica of my $1 2 Ramponi.
我告诉他们我只想要这里的两个按键 不能再多了 I told them I only wanted two keys here no more.
太神奇了 它看起来像旧的 但其实是全新的 It's amazing. It looks like an old one but it's brand-new.
我不想增加任何额外的重量 I didn't want any extra weight on it.
你们坐下后 就开始用C调演奏布鲁斯 When you guys sit down just start into a blues in C.
然后我们可以随心所欲地弹奏 Then we just go play whatever we want
-就像我们在迈克尔酒吧那里演奏时一样 -好的 take it like we're playing at Michael's. - All right.
外面有多少人 How many people are out there
这个房间能容纳多少人 What's the capacity of this room
这个…我不清楚 It's... I don't know.
-我想他们说的是可以容纳1700人 -1800 - I think they said like 1 700. - 1 800.
真是太有趣了 That's hilarious.
是的 理论上 Yeah. Theoretically
这对我们来说应该是件有趣的事 this should be fun for us.
你知道 它不应该是种负担或者什么的 You know It should not have a sense of obligation or... or...
我们应该好好享受一下 You know we should just have a good time.
-是的 -这应该是我们的荣幸 - Yeah. - It should be our pleasure.
呃 我们想要跟大家问个好 Uh we want to say hello to you
我不知道你们能不能听懂我说的 and I don't know if you can understand me
我不会说任何 呃 西班牙语 I can't speak any uh Spanish...
因为几年前我上学的时候没认真听讲 'cause I didn't pay attention in school years ago.
嗯…我们非常荣幸能在马德里演出 The uh... we're very honoured to be playing here in Madrid.
呃 然后呢 呃… Uh and uh...
我想我们今晚会为大家演奏 I think we're gonna play for you tonight
新奥尔良音乐 the music of New Orleans.
新奥尔良是 嗯… It's uh....
是爵士乐的发源地 it's the original birthplace of jazz
你们无疑知道 as you undoubtedly know
那是非常原始的音乐 and it's um very primitive music.
而且 它主要由布鲁斯蓝调组成 And uh it will be composed mostly of blues
还有拉格泰姆和舞曲 and ragtime and dance music
以及游行音乐 and uh parade music
所以 大家知道 如果能坐下来放松一下 so you know if you sit back and relax
在接下来的一个半小时左右 我们会尽我们所能地 and we'll do our best for the next hour and a half or so
为你们唱几首歌 演奏几首曲子 and sing some songs for you and play music
谢谢大家的到来 and thank you all for coming.
这就像爵士乐的古老方言 - It's sort of like an ancient dialect of jazz.
你再也找不到这种东西了 It's not something you can find anymore.
很难找到任何一种类型的旧爵士乐 It's hard enough to find any kind of old jazz.
即使在它的发源地新奥尔良 This type is non-existent even in New Orleans
也不存在这种类型的音乐 where it originated it doesn't exist anywhere.
我们试图实现的是粗糙的音乐 What we're trying to achieve is crude
并使“粗糙”这个词成为一个容易被接受的词 and makes the word "crude" a very acceptable term.
我们喜欢这个词 大多数人一想到“粗糙”就会觉得“糟糕” We like it. Most people think of crude and go "ugh "
但应该用“粗糙”这个词 but crude is the term that should be used
它应该被用在非常积极的地方 but it should be used in a very favorable light.
我十几岁的时候听过新奥尔良的爵士乐 When I was a teenager I heard some New Orleans jazz
完全被它迷住了 and became completely obsessed by it.
以至于我跑出去买了一件乐器 So much so that I ran out and bought an instrument
并学会了演奏它 and learned to play it.
在你和纯粹的演奏感觉之间没有任何东西 There's nothing between you and the pure feeling of the playing.
它一点都不涉及到智力因素 There's no cerebral element to it at all.
新奥尔良爵士乐有一种特别的魅力 There's something about New Orleans jazz
在我内心激起了某种无法言喻的共鸣 that just rings a bell in me for some inexplicable reason.
就像在蜂蜜中洗澡之类的一样 It's like taking a bath in honey or something.
我们将要演奏的新奥尔良爵士乐 What do we do we're playing New Orleans jazz.
即使是在它的发源地 人们对它的兴趣也不浓 There's very little interest in that even in its country of origin.
但是他们… And they're...
他们很喜欢 they're loving it.
我的意思是 问题是如何将这种音乐带出那个地方 I mean the problem was getting off and out of there.
这应该是我们面临的最大问题 I mean that should be our biggest problem.
我们会很好奇的看到 We'll be very curious to see
瑞士人或德国人的反应是否一样 if that reaction is the same with the Swiss or the Germans.
哦 是的 请进 Oh yes come in.
-你有小费吗 -是的 我有 Do you have the tip - Yeah I have it.
-这里 朋友们 -谢谢 Here guys. - Thank you.
-好的 我需要补充些维生素 - Okay. I have to get my multivitamin
低剂量阿司匹林 抗生素… baby aspirin antibiotic...
好的 这盘是你的还是我的 Okay. Is this you or me
那盘是西班牙煎蛋卷 That's the Spanish omelet.
哦 是我的口味 Oh. How appropriate.
-给 -哦 谢谢 Here you are. - Oh thank you.
这居然是我们平常的早餐 Just our normal average breakfast.
那个淋浴很棒 是吧 The shower was excellent wasn't it
是的 水压很大 Yes. Great pressure.
问题是… The problem is...
水顺着排水口留下来 that it comes down over the drain.
-对 -排水口不在角落里 - Right. - The drain's not in the corner.
嗯 Uh-huh.
所以你必须站在排水口附近 So you have to stand close to the drain
-所以 你可以在那里放一个垫子… -你放了吗 so if you put a mat in there... - Is that what you did
嗯 因为我不能站在纯大理石瓷砖上 Yeah 'cause I can't stand on plain marble.
你得把垫子放在排水口上 这样水就排不出去了 You have to put it over the drain and then the water doesn't drain.
对 Right.
-嗯 问题是 -我能看看你的煎蛋卷吗 - Um the question is-- - Can I just see your omelet
-你不喜欢你的吗 -不喜欢 我能跟你换吗 - You don't like yours - No. Can I switch
-只是 你知道 -能把盖子给我吗 哦 It's you know - Can I have the cover Oh.
太硬了 就像石头一样 It's very hard. It's like eating a rock.
-而且它太大了 -那你为什么要给我 And it's very heavy. - Why'd you give it to me
我不吃早饭的 I won't have any breakfast!
你可能会喜欢的 You might like it.
问题是 我们是不是也该这么做… Um the question is should we do the same...
今晚的曲目都一样 all the same tunes tonight
而且它们的演奏顺序是精心策划的 'cause the running order of them is so effective.
-我心血来潮 觉得不要按部就班 -不 我不建议 My impulse is not to. - No I wouldn't.
会很无聊的 尤其是对我们来说 It'll get boring. Especially for us.
嗯 Yeah.
是啊 对我们来说可能会很无聊 Yeah probably get boring for us.
然后它就变成了一场秀 我想就不那么有趣了了 Then it becomes a show I guess and then it's no fun anymore.
对 外面的人群很热闹 Right. The crowd outside was hilarious.
就像摇滚音乐会一样 It's like for a rock concert
但你是个老炮了 but you were an older guy.
嗯 那非常好 Yeah. That's great.
没错 That's right
我是一个… I'm a...
一位很受欢迎的老炮 a much-beloved older figure.
没错 That's right.
你看 我想你的错误是点了一份西班牙煎蛋卷 You see I think your mistake was ordering a Spanish omelet
仅仅是因为你在西班牙 just 'cause you're in Spain.
我觉得那是合适的选择 I thought that was appropriate.
这就像是硫化的或是其他什么 It's like vulcanized or something.
-没错 就像铅一样 -嗯 Right. It's like lead. - Mm-hmm.
嗯 你点了这道菜 倒霉的是我 Well bad break for me that you ordered it.
昨晚的表演相当完美 You couldn't have asked for a better night than last night.
我知道 I know.
嗯 乐团表现非常棒 Uh the band was very good.
你应该告诉乐团 他们昨晚表现得很棒 - You should tell the band they were very good last night
而不仅仅是和艾迪·戴维斯交流 and not only speak to Eddy Davis.
就像昨天 在...后台 You know like yesterday in the... backstage--
-嗯 -你只和艾迪·戴维斯交流 - Mm-hmm. - --you were talking only to Eddy Davis
他是中间人 然后他说话 and he was the intermediary and then spoke
向乐团传递信息 relayed the message to the band
当你在房间和大家一起的时候 when you're in the room with everyone.
你看起来像个人来疯 You look like a crazy.
好吧 All right.
你应该告诉他们 他们都表现得很好 You should tell them all that they were very good.
是的 我说了 我想我说了 - I did. I mean I think I did.
你应该强调一下 因为听你这么说他们会很高兴的 - You should just make sure 'cause it's nice to hear it.
好话不嫌多 A compliment is always nice.
我想我确实跟他们说过他们很棒 我希望我表达到位了 Well I think I did tell them they were good. I hope I did.
对 可是你倾向于只跟一个人说 Right. 'Cause you tend to latch on to one person.
记得吗 是艾迪打理了一切 Remember Eddy put this whole thing together.
他认识乐团里所有的人 He knows all the guys in the band.
都是他聘请的 He hired them.
对 我松了一口气 Right. I was relieved
你把乐团的名字都记下来了 you got the names down of the band.
有些人我认识 所以我知道他们的名字…但是 I mean some of the guys I know so I know their names but uh...
其中有几个我不认识 a couple of them I didn't know
我就得翻巡演小册子 and I had to read the booklet of the tour.
-你今晚很棒 -有根很棒的单簧管 - You had a great night. - Had a good reed.
我们昨晚听起来很棒 We sounded great last night.
我们听起来真的很像那些乐团 We really sounded like one of those bands.
我认为即使是Preservation音乐厅也不一定能做得更好 I don't think Preservation Hall would've done any better.
-不 肯定不能 -你直到我什么意思 - No definitely not. - You know what I mean
他们现在的人员不行 Not with the guys they got nowadays.
就像我们知道自己在做什么 Like we knew what we were doing.
我们喜欢你对待观众的方式 We liked the way you handled the audience
说过三次这样的话 and spoke like that three different times.
好的 我会跟他们交流的 因为他们希望有人跟他们交流 Well I will speak to them 'cause they expect to be spoken to.
不然的话 我宁愿不要 但是 呃 Otherwise I'd prefer not to but uh--
是的 他们在电视上播放了你的采访 Yeah they showed you speaking on television.
你记住了每个人的名字 And you remembered everybody's names.
-你是怎么做到的 -我已经弄明白了 What's that about - I got them figured out.
-那很容易 -让人印象非常深刻 That was easy. - Very impressed
-还有那些旋律 -那些旋律 没错 - And the tunes. - The tunes that's right.
(法语）非常感谢 Merci beaucoup.
(法语）我将介绍乐团成员 Je vais presenter le orchestra.
长号手 丹·巴雷特 Ah the trombone is Dan Barrett.
小号手 西蒙·韦滕霍尔 And trumpet is Simon Wettenhall.
鼓手 约翰·吉尔 On drums John Gill.
贝斯手 格雷格·科恩 The bass is Greg Cohn.
我们美丽的钢琴手 辛西娅·塞耶 Our beautiful piano player is Cynthia Sayer.
班卓琴 And the banjoist
以及乐团指挥 艾迪·戴维斯 and the director is Eddy Davis.
我是从哪学到这个的 Where'd I get that
这种音乐起初和摇滚乐没什么不同 When this music started it was not unlike rock 'n' roll.
这是一种新的接地气的流行音乐形式 It was a new form of earthy music that was pop
每个人都玩得很开心 很有趣 and everybody was having a good time and it was fun.
所以 我真的更希望 So really I would prefer
将这复兴音乐跟那些早期的音乐家联系起来 to link the revival and these early musicians
融合摇滚和其他任何流行音乐的形式 with rock 'n' roll and whatever else is a pop form of music.
我想让它成为流行的形式 I like it as a pop form.
我喜欢表达自己 我喜欢玩得开心 I like to express myself I like to have a good time.
芝加哥近北部 The Near North Side of Chicago
有一家叫凯利先生夜总会的地方 is where a nightclub called Mr. Kelly's was.
他们请来了芭芭拉·史翠珊 特里尼·洛佩茲 And they would bring in Barbra Streisand Trini Lopez
伍迪·艾伦也会去那 and Woody Allen would come there.
伍迪·艾伦当时只是一个年轻的脱口秀喜剧演员 Woody Allen was just a young stand-up comedian at the time.
接下来我所知道的是 The next thing I know
伍迪的经纪人过来问 他能加入乐队吗 Woody's agent is coming down saying can he sit in with the band
那可能是在60年代初 That would've been probably in the very early '60s
我意识到 and I became aware
他是个非常认真的单簧管演奏家 that he was very serious as a clarinetist.
今晚的音乐会将会别开生面 Tonight's going to be a different concert.
你知道 我们可能过于依赖 You know we're relying a little too much on...
-取悦大众 -取悦大众 对 -Crowd-pleasers. - Crowd-pleasers yeah.
-但记住 - But remember
有一定比例的人来看你表演 a certain percentage of the people who are coming to see you
不是因为你的音乐 are seeing you not because of your music
而是因为你的电影 but because you're in the movies
因此 他们希望得到娱乐 so therefore they want to be entertained.
我们要演出硬核的新奥尔良音乐 We're gonna play hard-core New Orleans music
复杂的旋律 还有 esoteric tunes and--
你不希望他们起身离场 对吧 You don't want them to get up and leave do you
我想今晚不会再有返场呼声了 I think there'll be no encore tonight.
我知道 我想我们应该待在家里 I know. I think we should stay home.
我今晚应该把书带来 对吧 I'm bringing my book tonight right
我觉得他们是来看你当主角的 - I think they're coming to see you play the lead
你知道 上下摆弄你的单簧管 他们喜欢这个 you know and move your clarinet up and down. They like that.
你的腿上下抖动 你的头摇来摇去 全是这些 Your leg bopping op and down your head shaking all of that.
如果你身体前倾 When you lean forward--
但我这么做是真实自然的 But that I'm doing legitimately.
我不是故意在装什么 That I'm not putting on.
你记得她去迈克尔酒吧看你表演吗 You know when she came to Michael's Pub to see you play
这是她看到你小动作最多的一次 That's the most movement she's seen from you
从她认识你算起 from the whole time she's known you.
-小动作很多吗 -是的 - The most movement - Yeah.
-真的吗 -真的 她是这么说的 -Really - Yep. That's what she said.
她希望我怎么做 What does she expect
我不会随着节奏摇头跺脚 I'm not gonna bop my head and tap my feet
当我在谈论政治或文学什么的时候 when I'm talking about politics or literature or something.
我不会 你知道的 保持节奏什么的… I'm not gonna you know keep time and...
-对吧 -是的 -Right - Yes.
我的意思是 要理性 I mean be reasonable.
不 你可以 No you can--
我可以用适当的方式表达人类的情感 I'm appropriately animated for a human
在我所处的背景或环境中 in the context within which I exist.
准备好了吗 You ready
你知道所有国家的问题 You know the trouble in all the countries.
他们只在一些国家遇到麻烦 They only have trouble in some of the countries.
-我们不在那些国家 -我们会带他们四处看看 We're not in those countries. - We'll show them around.
你怕我会被恐怖分子绑架吗 You're afraid I'll be kidnapped by terrorists
-我们从哪里开始 -呃 这是客厅 - Where should we start - Uh this is the living room.
弗朗茨·约瑟夫经常带他的女伴来这里 Franz Josef used to bring his dates here.
这是我们睡觉的地方 This is where we sleep.
朴实的卧室 The humble bedroom.
是的 这是一间温馨的小卧室 - Yeah. It's a cozy little bedroom.
如果天花板能再高一点 If the ceilings were just a little higher
那就完美了 it would be perfect.
现在每次我出行 Now whenever I travel
我总想要有自己的浴室 I always have to have my own bathroom
因为我神经很大条 because I'm crazy.
所以我总是会多要一间房间 So I always wind up taking an extra room
或者额外的一个套间 or an extra suite of rooms
里面有我自己的浴室 and it gives me my own bathroom in there
我可以把我所有的润肤霜和面霜放在那 and I can place all my unctions and vanishing creams
还有让我变成这个样子的化妆品 and cosmetics that give me this look.
你要和你妈妈通个话吗 Do you want to speak to your mother
好的 等一下 Okay hold on.
喂 Hello
好的 Okay.
我能要一杯烈酒吗 Can I have a stiff drink
我没事 I'm fine.
是的 是的 这很简单 Yeah. Yeah. This is very easy.
是的 非常简单 Yeah it's very easy.
这很简单 很简单 没问题 It's easy. It's easy. It's no problem.
这根本不是身体问题 完全不是 It's no physical problem at all. No.
你也可以和爸爸谈谈 You can talk to Daddy too.
是啊 你应该和你爸爸谈谈 Yeah you should talk to your father.
爸爸在吗 Is Daddy there
他在大厅呢 He's in the lobby.
他昨天在大厅 有一对夫妇进来了 He was in the lobby yesterday and a couple came in
然后去他们在27楼的公寓 他也和他们一起上去了 and went to their apartment on the 27th floor and he went with them.
天哪 Oh my god!
好吧 他们让他进去了吗还是 Well did they let him in or did they...
哦 Oh.
他96岁了 别要求太高了 He's 96. We can't expect more.
我得走了 I have to go.
好的 Okay.
再见 Goodbye.
哦… Oh...
-这很折磨人 -我懂 It's grueling. - I know.
我确实觉得有些事情很神奇 I did think there was something mysterious
当他们宣布我们要在这里开音乐会的时候 when they announced our concert here
一个月后 剧院就被烧毁了 and then the theatre burned down a month later.
我以为他们想告诉我些什么 I thought they were trying to tell me something.
这里会有些波浪 Here'll be some waves.
哦 还不错 Oh not bad.
我会没事的 I'll be all right.
我只需要去酒店躺一会儿 I'll just get to the hotel and lie down for a while.
也许下次我可能会去威尼斯 I'll see Venice maybe next time.
-我喜欢威尼斯 -嗯 - I like it. - Mm-hmm.
因为这就像进入市中心一样 你知道吗 Because it's like heading into the midtown area you know
如果你喜欢 我可以唱歌 I could sing if you like.
哦 谢谢 谢谢 Oh thank you. Thank you.
呃 不好意思 请等一下 谢谢 Uh excuse me. Please wait. Thank you.
-谢谢 -谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
-好了吗 -好了 - Okay - All right.
-所以你可以用这间浴室 -好的 谢谢 - So you can have this bathroom. - Right. Thank you.
我要在另一间房间洗 And I'm gonna have the one in the other room.
你知道 另一个房间可能有一张双人床 You know the other room may have a double bed in it.
哦 真的吗 Oh really
是的 这样我就不会掉进床缝里了 Yeah. Then I won't slide into the cracks.
-哦 是双人床吗 -是双人床 Oh is it two beds - It's two beds.
-是两张床拼在一起的 对吧 -是的 - Two beds pushed together right - Yeah.
嗯 这是一个他们还不习惯的概念 Hmm. It's a concept they haven't gotten used to here.
如今 一个和这座城市一样古老的仪式 And now a ritual as old as the city itself:
-我把要洗的衣服拿出来 -好的 I give out my laundry. - Okay.
我给他们具体说明下 这样他们就知道该避免什么 I give them specific instructions so they know what to violate.
这儿 你可以直接在上面写 Here. You can just write it on this.
哦 好 是的 Oh okay. Yes.
呃 我的名字 不重要 Uh my name no starch
在归还时 我们是想带着孔洞呢 呃… and do we want it back with holes in it or uh...
还是你想要我们寄出时的样子 or do you want it the way we send it in
记住 你不是在签名 Remember you're not signing an autograph.
好吧 我写得再清楚些 All right I'll write it more clearly.
是这个还是这个 Is it this one or this one
不 不 那是清洁工 那是女服务生 No no. That's the dusting lady. That's the maid.
是啊 那些小图标真让人迷惑 Yeah those little drawings are confusing you know
手里拿着刀的那个图标是不要按的 The one with the knife in her hand is the one not to press.
很美 太美了 It's beautiful. Beautiful.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
我们必须小心 市长有许多敌人 We have to be careful. The mayor has many enemies.
我们会去参观凤凰剧院 We'll go to the Fenice and look at it.
我们本来要在那儿演奏 我们原计划在那儿开场的 We were gonna play there. We were gonna open there.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
这是它被烧毁之前 Uh before it burned down
你知道 那是个伟大的艺术品 it was you know a great work of art.
天哪 Oh my god.
化为乌有了 There's just nothing.
这…这完全是… It's... it's a complete...
毁得干干净净的 complete annihilation.
-你每天都这样是吗 -你得取悦… - You have this every day right - You have to please the...
啊 太不可思议了 Ah it's incredible.
我简直不敢相信那里的惨状 I couldn't believe the devastation in there.
我被惊到了 我已经知道这是一场灾难 I was amazed. I knew it was a catastrophe
但还没准备好面对这样的事情 but you're not prepared for anything like that.
我真不明白他们为什么都在追我 I don't really understand why they're all after me.
是同一张照片吗 不是吗 It's the same photo no
-是一样的吗 -都是一样的 -The same - It's all the same.
嗯 我知道 太有趣了 就像 呃… Yeah I know. It's so funny it's the same uh...
-非常感谢 -谢谢 谢谢您的书 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. Thank you for the book.
我很期待能读到它 很高兴见到你 I look forward to reading it and it's a pleasure to meet you.
-今晚见 -是的 是的 今晚见 And I'll see you this evening. - Yes yes. This evening.
-非常感谢 今晚见 - Thank you very much. I'll see you tonight.
谢谢 今晚见 Thank you. I'll see you later.
这是最大舒压的好办法 This is a great way to achieve maximum tension -
乘坐平底船出来 going out in a gondola.
你知道吗 You know
你的指关节都发白了… Your knuckles are white...
心跳加速了… The heartbeat is raised...
啊 他们看起来很开心 Ah they look like they're having fun.
-嗯哼 -我明白了 - Uh-huh. - I see.
-这就是我们的样子 -我看到了 哦 - That's what we look like. - I see. Oh.
如果这就是我们的样子 If that's what we look like
我们应该拿回我们的钱 we should get our money back.
-这里很安静 对吧 -嗯 It's quiet back here you know - Mm-hmm.
船夫可以割开我们的喉咙 没人会知道 The gondolier could cut our throats and no one would know.
我好像听到桥上有脚步声 Thought I heard footsteps on the bridge.
-那是什么 -一只青蛙 What's that - That's a frog.
-一只青蛙 -听起来像青蛙叫 - A frog - It sounds like a frog.
不是青蛙 不可能 但听起来确实很像 是吧 It's not a frog. It can't be. But it does sound like one doesn't it
是的 也许它是一种特别的威尼斯青蛙 - Yeah. Maybe it's a special Venetian frog.
-嗯 -玻璃做的 - Mm-hmm. - Made of glass.
啊…威尼斯 Ah... Venice!
我的天 My God.
是的 你说得对 是我 Yes you're right. It's me.
是我 你在那些电影里见过我 我就是那个家伙 It's me. You've seen me in those films. I'm the guy.
尽量别把相机扔出去 Just try not to throw the cameras.
-哎 伍迪 -伍迪! - Eh! Woody! - Woody!
哦 嗨 朋友们 别太兴奋 Oh hi fellas. Don't get too excited.
我一年会来这里几次 I come here a few times a year.
嘿 朋友们 是的 Hey guys. Yes.
嗨 伙计们 Hi fellas.
他们不会花一毛钱来看我的电影 They won't pay 1 0 cents to see one of my movies
但他们喜欢上了坐平底船 but passing on the gondola they love it.
哦 那个家伙又来了 Oh there's the guy again.
啊… -Ah...
我们得给他上一课 we're gonna have to teach him a lesson.
你要怎么做 What are you gonna do
把他的牙打掉 Knock his fucking teeth out.
我会直接进去 I'll just go right inside.
今晚…今晚可以 Tonight... tonight is okay.
今晚可以 但不是现在 不能再这样了 Tonight is okay. But not now. No more.
-跟我拍一张 拍一张 -好的 好了 - Is for me. For me. - Okay. Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
你为什么来这里 Why are you here
因为我认为他会演奏什么的 Because I think he plays so-and-so.
想确定他的演奏技巧是不是更好 I want to be sure he plays better than...
我觉得不太好 我觉得不太好 I don't think so well. I don't think so well.
但是我觉得… But I want to...
我觉得他比我想象的要好很多 to feel that he is better than I think.
我很… I'm very...
怀疑 Suspicious.
我很怀疑 没错 I'm very suspicious. That's right.
还有 伍迪 小心点 好好演奏 And Woody be careful. Play well huh
当然 今晚的表演将 The evening's performance is of course
献给凤凰剧院 dedicated to the Fenice Theatre.
今晚的收入将用于帮助剧院重建 The proceeds tonight are going to help rebuild it.
好了 我们上场吧 我得吃点东西 Okay let's go out there and do it because I gotta eat.
你知道 我的意思是 我不能到半夜十二点再吃东西 You know I mean I can't be eating 1 2:00 midnight.
我的胃吃不消 It's havoc on my stomach.
这看起来像是在说 This looks like he's just saying
“哦 我们弹个曲子就走吧 ” 这不是真的 "Oh let's play a tune and go." That's not true.
这是经过深思熟虑的 It's very well thought out.
他经常对我说:“这个或那个现在行不通” He's often said to me "That or this won't work now."
他还说 “嗯 He also says "Well
观众可能有点太喜欢它了 "the audience is maybe liking it a little too well.
让我们看看我们能否把它推向另一个方向” Let's see if we can push it another direction."
所以 我想 在他的拍摄中也是一样的 So same as I think in his filming
他一路上也在做同样的事 he's doing the same thing out here on the road.
想办法把他们赶出去 Do something to get them out of here.
打开喷水系统 把大厅淹了吧 Flood the house. Turn the sprinkler system on.
啊 完美 吃的呢 吃的呢! Ah perfect. Food food!
我爱他! I love him!
他太棒了 He's wonderful.
-他表现糟糕吗 -我改变主意了 - Did he stink - I changed my mind.
这真是一场令人非常陶醉的音乐会 It was a really pleasing concert.
非常平和 非常美好 Very peaceful very nice
就像我以前在新奥尔良听的那样 and just like I used to listen in New Orleans.
确实…完全一样的风格 Exactly... exactly the same style.
非常 非常令人陶醉 Very very pleasing
是群优秀的音乐家 很棒…是的 nice musicians wonderful... Yeah.
我不敢相信 I didn't believe him.
他超出了我的想象 He was more than my imagination.
想象一下 到哪儿都要带着那个低音提琴多痛苦啊 lmagine having to tote that bass around everyplace
是的 一点没错 Yes. Exactly.
他们应该在他小时候就告诉他的 你知道 They should've told him when he was a kid you know
长笛 flute.
这里有多少人 How many people have we got here
-很多 -哦 真的吗 - A lot. - Oh really
-是的 -那船能载多少人 - Yeah. - Well how many does the boat take
17人 Seventeen.
这船要一路倒着开吗 Is he going to back up all the way
-嗯 Huh
会一直往后倒吗 Is he going to back up all the way
-那是正前方 -这是正前方吗 - That's the front. - This is the front
是的 转个身 Yeah. Turn around.
-哦 -你方向坐反了 - Oh. - You're sitting the wrong way.
-船长呢 -在上面呢 更高的地方 这样他就能看见 - Where's the captain - Up there. Higher so he can see.
-哦 -他在上面 - Oh. - He's up here.
哦 我明白了 我明白了 这是正前方 Oh I see. I see. This is the front.
好吧 我现在明白我为什么地理不及格了 Okay. I see now why I failed geography.
啊 Ah!
啊 好吧 我们到了 Ah well here we are.
噢 切斯特 我可能会习惯这个 Oh hey Chester I could get used to this.
存放一下 Check claim
我特别高兴能见到您 I am so glad to see you
因为我这辈子都想见到您 because all my life I wanted to see you.
-哦 好吧 非常感谢 -是真的 - Oh well thank you very much. - Really.
因为您有幽默感 你太聪明了 Because you have humour. You are so intelligent.
哦 继续夸 不要停 Oh don't stop. Don't stop.
继续 Keep going.
-您真聪明 -我想在这里帮一下忙 - You're so intelligent. - I'd like to help a little here.
-真的 -谢谢 - Really. - Thank you.
您太好了 非常感谢 Very nice of you. Thank you so much.
-您是威尼斯人吗 -不是 我来自安科纳 You're a Venetian - No. I am from Ancona.
在中部…靠近亚得里亚海 In the middle... near the Adriatic Sea.
所以 您这次来是…嗯 So you're here just uh...
不 就只是为了见到您 真的 No. For you. Really!
您应该对自己的聪明才智感到非常高兴 You are so happy to be so intelligent.
是的 有时太聪明也是一种负担 Yes it is a burden though sometimes.
这是一个很重要的部分 It's a big part...
您有太多需要知道的 You have too much to know.
是的 智慧有多大 责任有多大 Yes with this much intelligence comes great responsibility.
你知道的 高处不胜寒 You know it's lonely at the top.
我们可以吃了吗 还是等人全部到齐 Can we eat or do we wait for everybody
-我们不能等一百个人都来 -那你就先吃吧 - We can't wait for 1 00 people-- - So you just eat.
我在吃了 I'm eating.
嗯 嗯 Mm!!! - Mm!
芦笋 Asparagus.
开始有点褪色了 Starting to fade a little bit.
这家伙一定在这里藏着甜点 This guy's got to have sweets someplace here.
-想四处逛逛吗 -是的 Want to gad about - Yeah.
看看我们能否找到 呃 See if we can find uh...
巧克力全麦饼干什么类的 some chocolate Graham crackers or something.
乐团成员在那边 There's the band.
他们吃得像是要上电椅一样 我真是不敢相信 They're eating like they're going to the chair. I can't believe it.
午餐时悠闲地散步真好 Nice leisurely walk for lunch now.
您要不要先来点常吃的意大利面 Would you like to start with your usual pasta
-番茄虾仁面 -好 noodles with tomato and scampi - Yes.
-还有鲈鱼 -完美 - And then the sea bass. - Perfect.
-你经常点的那个 -完美 - Your usual one. - Perfect.
“我的常规餐饮” 嗯 "My usual meal." Mm.
-我时不时的会梦到它 -谢谢 I dream about it sometimes. - Thank you.
今晚有导演公会奖 The DGAAward is tonight.
那您怎么看工会颁发的 So how do you feel about them giving you
终身成就之类的奖项 a lifetime-achievement kind of thing
非常好 很好 It's very nice. It's fine.
但是 我想 你不能自欺欺人 But I mean you can't delude yourself
认为它真的有… into thinking that it really has...
那个意义 还有就是… meaning and that... you know
你的工作 你知道的… that your work is you know...
有 任何特别之处 anything special.
因为你能获得…你可以 如果你想组织 'Cause you can get... You could if you wanted to organize
找一群愿意站出来的人 get a group of people that would come forward -
如果你肯花时间 而且不需要花太多时间 if you took the time and it wouldn't take much time -
说"我不认为我们应该给这个家伙颁发什么" to say "l don't think we should give this guy something."
但当你获得了那么多荣誉 But when you receive as many honours as you do
这确实意味着一般来说大家喜欢你的作品 it does mean that generally people enjoy your work
而且有足够多的合法组织 and there are enough legitimate organizations
认为值得予以嘉奖 that feel it's worth honouring.
-他们给了黑泽明一个 -也许只有美国人 - They have given one to Kurosawa-- - Maybe it's only American.
他们也给了伯格曼一个 they have given one to Bergman
但没有颁给费里尼 我不理解 but not to Fellini and I don't understand that.
我不想说什么 I don't want to say anything
但我无法想象 在这一生中 but I can't imagine in this lifetime
我能比他还有资格获得这个奖 that I could be eligible for this thing prior to him.
当我还是个小男孩的时候 You know when I was a little boy
我记得我非常喜欢何塞·费勒 I remember that Jose Ferrer who I liked very much
他凭借《大鼻子情圣》获得奥斯卡金像奖（最佳男主角奖） won the Academy Award for Cyrano de Bergerac.
那一年 马龙·白兰度 And that was the same year that Marlon Brando
在《欲望号街车》中扮演斯坦利·科瓦尔斯基 played Stanley Kowalski in Streetcar Named Desire.
对我来说 当时我只是个青少年 Now to me I was just an adolescent at the time
但除了马龙·白兰度之外 but it was so absurd
任何其他演员被选为最佳男主角 that any actor ever could've been chosen
都是荒谬的 as giving the best performance of the year other than Marlon Brando.
最终他没得…你知道的 It didn't... You know
那时我就知道 I-l-I knew then that you know
得不得奖完全取决于主观 that it's totally subjective.
你的作品有欧洲风格…很有亲和力 Your work has a European... affinity.
只是事后而已 Only post facto
因为人们对我说 because people say to me
“为什么你的电影在欧洲卖得这么好 "Why is it that your films do so well in Europe -
是在整个欧洲 all over Europe -
而在美国卖的并不是很好” and not very well in the United States"
你知道吗 史蒂文·斯皮尔伯格说过… You know Steven Spielberg said that uh...
他喜欢拍他小时候喜欢的电影 he likes to make the films that he liked when he was a kid.
另外 西德尼·波拉克也告诉过我 And Sydney Pollack also told me that.
他说:“我喜欢拍我小时候喜欢的电影” He said "l like to make the films that I liked when I was growing up."
我也有同感 And I feel the same way.
我喜欢拍那些在我成长过程中我喜欢的电影 I like to make the films that I liked when I was growing up.
而那些在我成长过程中我喜欢的电影 And the films that I liked when I was growing up
大部分都是外国电影 were foreign films for the most part.
但从艺术形式的贡献来说 But in terms of contributing an art form
爵士乐真的很吸引人 jazz is really it.
你知道 我是在40年代早期成长起来的 You know I was brought up in really the early '40s.
我的意思是 我每天早上醒来 I mean I would wake up in the morning
当我穿衣服的时候 收音机就开着 and while I was dressing the radio would be on
或者吃早餐的时候 我们就在听收音机 or having dinner we listened to the radio
那时候你听到的是 and what you'd hear at that time
作为你日常生活的一部分 as part of your everyday fare
是阿蒂·肖和本尼·古德曼 was Artie Shaw and Benny Goodman
还有汤米·多西… and Tommy Dorsey and...
你想 当打开收音机 比莉·哈莉黛在唱歌 You know turn on the radio and Billie Holiday would be singing
或者路易斯·阿姆斯特朗在演奏 or Louis Armstrong would be playing
这就是我们的流行音乐 and that's what our popular music was.
所以对我来说 So for me
那个时代是如此强大 that era was so strong
给我留下了深刻的印象… and made such an impression on me uh...
我所爱的音乐 对我来说 that the music that I love is for my money
正是美国历史上最好的音乐时代 the best period America has ever had musically.
我想我正处于时代的巅峰 I think I'm at the apogee of...
这个恶心的发明 this disgusting invention.
我还没达到极限 I haven't hit the peak yet.
我比你先开始 然后… I started a moment before you and...
我想这已经是极限了 I assume this is the peak.
如果强度再高一点 If the peak is any higher
我会坐在跑步机上… I'm going to sit down on the treadmill and...
就让机器带着我跑吧 just let it carry me along.
这完全没有活力 This is dead as a doornail.
你知道吗 You know
这个是特别为你制作的 This one was made especially for you.
-这个吗 -对 - This one - Yeah.
我知道 但是…我正在拼命让它听起来好听些 I know but uh... I'm blowing my brains out to make it sound good.
用'F'调演奏《我來到河畔》 Down by the Riverside In "F '."
'F'调演奏 Down by the Riverside in "F ' "
♫我要卸下我的剑和盾♫ I'm gonna lay down my sword and shield
♫來到河畔♫ Down by the riverside
♫卸下我的剑和盾♫ Gonna lay down my sword and shield
♫來到河畔♫ Down by the riverside
♫我不想再研究战争了♫ I ain't gonna study war no more
♫我不想再研究战争了♫ Ain't gonna study war no more
♫不再了♫ Ain't gonna
♫我不想再研究战争了♫ Ain't gonna study war no more
再来一首 More!
（意大利语）非常感谢 你们都很友善 Merci beaucoup. Vous etes tres gentils.
（意大利语）明早…我将飞往米兰 Demain matin je dois... je dois vol a Milan.
（意大利语）我们明晚会在米兰演出 Nous jouons demain soir a Milan.
（法语）我不懂法语 Je peux pas comprendre frrancais.
（法语）我不懂 我不懂 注：下面有观众说法语 Je peux parler mais pas comprendre.
哦 Oh!
啊 Ah!
（法语）我很高兴见到你们 Il va avec moi. [laughter]
再次感谢 Merci encore.
（意大利语）这真的...真的是梦想成真了 C'est un... vraiment vraiment un reve qui est venu vrai.
（意大利语）谢谢 Merci.
你学了几个单词 是吗 You picked up a few words haven't you
嘿 他们很棒 对吧 Hey they were good weren't they
是的 They were.
让我穿上…我老爷子的毛衣 Let me just put my... my old man's sweater on.
-看我多年轻 -看到了 真的很赞 Look how young I look. - I know! It's amazing!
我看起来像个笨蛋 像个傻子 - I look like such a dope such a goofball.
让我看看 Let me see.
-我脑子里浮现出了书呆子 -太可爱了 Nerd comes to mind. - That's very cute.
-是的 他看起来很可爱 -但我看起来确实像个书呆子 没错 - Yeah he looks cute. - I do look like a nerd yes.
是的 我想要… Yes. I'd like to get it...
开口很宽 所以当我吹的时候 我不会有那种感觉 wide so when I blow into it I don't have that feeling.
是完全开口的 So it's completely open.
就像我的那把“塞尔玛”牌的一样宽 You know the same openness as the Selma that I was playing
或者兰波尼牌的 or the Ramponi.
它们非常非常宽 They're very very open.
所以 我想 And... and so I'd like to
你知道 尽可能地打开它 you know open it as maximum as I can.
-最大限度 是的 -没错 - Maximum yes. - Really--
-没问题 - It's not a problem.
哦 我明白了 Oh I see.
-（法语）你好 -你好 - Bonjour. - Bonjour.
我们在制作时进行了挖孔的实践 We practice a burrow inside of the hole.
但是在新型号上 我们采用了非常不同的挖孔方式 But now on the new models we have very different burrows.
其中一种方式被称为"polycylindrique" Different... polycylindrique is the name...
它适用于下管和上管 And different burrows on the lower joint and upper joint.
可能是这样的 Probably things like that
那个 嗯…你知道 贝希特演奏的 that um... you know Bechet played on
或者 你知道 那个时代的人 or you know people of that era.
这支很漂亮 That's a very pretty one.
太神奇了 This is amazing.
（法语）-不错吧 对吧 -啊 太神奇了 - C'est pas mauvais hein - Ah c'est incroyable.
这简直...无比和谐 C'est juste.... It's very much in tune.
这对你来说可能不是一个好的推荐 It's probably not a good recommendation for you.
-嗯 太棒了 -嗯 你能... - Yeah it's amazing. - Yeah. Can you...
我是说 这个…真的很棒 I mean it's uh... it's just amazing yeah.
这听起来就像是《好时光》的爵士音乐录音 That sounds like the Good Times jazz recordings right there
你刚才吹的 what you just did.
-这 这 这太完美了 -是的 - This-this-this is perfect. - Yeah.
但这些… 他们不卖 But these they don't uh... these they don't sell
他们只是展示而已 they just exhibit.
（法语）我可以买吗 Je peux l'acheter
（法语）这是布菲的 我倒是无所谓 - Ca appartient a Buffet. Moi je veux bien.
我可以买这个吗 Can I buy this
我觉得这是我们历史的一部分 I think it's part of our history.
是的 Yes.
好吧 考虑看看 Well think about it for a minute.
这对我来说就很完美 This would be perfect for me.
如果我们能找到解决方案 我们会告诉您的 If we can find a solution we will let you know.
因为这太完美了… Because this is perfect...
对于我们演奏的那种音乐来说 for the kind of music that we play.
嗨 你准备好了吗 Hello. Are you ready
我迷路了 我…嗯 I'm lost. I'm... Yeah.
来吧 Come on.
我从来没有在自己的公寓里游过泳 I never swam in my own apartment before.
除非发生管道漏水这种紧急情况时 Except during plumbing emergencies.
呃 我的眼镜 我不能带眼镜游泳 Uh my glasses. I can't swim with my glasses.
没事 我们下水吧 No. Let's get in.
-准备好了吗 -准备什么 -Ready - Ready for what
-噢 我可以站着 -嗯 -Oh I can stand. - Mm-hmm.
-你在浅水区 -我在浅水区吗 You're in the shallow part. - I'm in the shallow water
是的 来吧 Yeah. Come on.
我想看《芝加哥论坛报》了 I want to read the Trribune.
好吧 再游一次 然后… All right one more time and then uh...
再游几个回合 Afew more times.
-现在 你打算怎么出去 -你怎么进来的就怎么出去 - Now how do you get out - The same way you came in.
等一下 Wait a sec.
哦 这…这不适合我 我就像个… Oh this is... this is not for me. I'm like a...
不 很合适 No it was very good.
我喜欢其他类型的运动 我喜欢有球的运动 - I like the other kind of sports. I like sports with a ball.
谢谢 Thank you.
你知道 这里是米兰 You know this being Milan
我只希望洗好的衣服别弄脏了 I just hope the laundry doesn't come back breaded.
你睡得怎么样 So how did you sleep
我害怕起来上厕所 I was afraid to get up and go to the bathroom
在半夜的时候 in the middle of the night.
是怕万一你碰到什么人吗 In case you bumped into someone
不 我不知道 住在那或潜伏在那的是谁 No. I didn't know who was living or lurking...
你知道 我的意思是 你从那个走廊望下去… You know I mean you look down that hallway...
这很奇怪 You know it's just strange
因为这个大公寓里只有我们两个人 你知道吗 because it's just the two of us in this big apartment you know
而且其他人也可以进入这个公寓 And access to it - people have access to it.
-谁知道呢 -对了 今天早上我起床的时候 You know who knows-- - Right. When I got up this morning
那地方挤满了人 the place was crawling.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
当约翰看到这个地方 When John clocks this joint
他会…晕过去的 他不会相信的 he's going to... faint. He won't believe it.
你知道吗 他们忘了我的吐司 嘘 You know what They forgot my toast. Shhh.
-噢 真的吗 -没事的 没事的 - Oh really - That's okay. That's okay.
-嗯 你知道吗 这… -别提了 - Well you know it is-- Don't mention it.
我想这是他的第一份工作 You know I think it's his first job.
我觉得他是个改过自新的连环杀手 I think he's a reformed serial killer.
他们正在试图改造他 They're trying to rehabilitate him.
你想喝点橙汁吗 Would you like some orange juice
-你想要来点吐司吗 -呃 不 不 - Would you like some toast - Uh no no.
-不 谢谢 -不 我也不用 够了 No thank you. - No I'm fine. There's plenty for me.
嗨 约翰 请进 挺舒适的 是吧 Hey John come in. It's cozy isn't it
-这简直不可思议 -你想吃点早餐吗 - This is unbelievable. - You want some breakfast
-我喜欢你的袍子 -你得把扣子扣上 - I love your robes. - You have to button your button.
-噢 好吧 你好吗 亲爱的 -他们在你手上盖章了吗 - Oh okay. How are you sweetheart - Did they stamp your hand
看看隔壁 我们可以把所有的朋友都叫来 Look next door. We can bring all our friends here.
我猜他们已经习惯了上流社会的人 达官显贵 政客 They're used to classy people I guess - dignitaries politicians.
他们有两个像我们这样的混蛋朋友 They get 2 scuzzballs like us you know
就像两个孩子晚上被锁在FAO Schwartz之类的地方 （注：FAO Schwartz是美国历史最悠久的玩具商店之一） it's like 2 kids locked into FAO Schwartz overnight or something.
-这太不可思议了 -我知道 真是不可思议 - This is unbelievable. - I know! It's unbelievable!
这个正在吃东西的孩子… This kid who was eating...
在韩国的街头 从垃圾桶里找吃的 eating out of garbage pails in Korea on the streets
现在 现在… is-is now...
他锁上了 He's locked it.
我洗不了澡 I can't take a shower.
好吧 我们是第一批 Well we're the first people
我们是这个地方的小白鼠 to ever use this place. We're the guinea pigs.
我们是这个地方的摇钱树 We're the shakedown crews for the place.
你知道 什么都不管用 You know nothing works.
是的 还是很冷 Yep. Still freezing cold.
我希望有人能解决这个问题 I'm hoping someone can take care of the problem.
我一会儿再来找你 I'll-I'll catch up with you later.
我要刮刮胡子 洗个澡什么的 I'm going to shave shower and everything
然后滴眼药水 and you know put my eyedrops in.
伍迪 Woody
哦 这个出热水了 Oh this one gets hot water.
我要关门了 再见 This is when I shut the door. Good-bye.
我从来没见过这么多人在周围走动… I never saw so many people as walking around in the...
连管家都有管家伺候 The housekeepers have housekeepers.
他很伟大 因为他可以做任何他想做的事 He's great because he can do whatever he would like to do.
在他的电影中 他试图成为他自己 He's trying to be on his films what maybe he is
所以这真的太好了 so that's just great
也许这正是我们想做的事情 and what we would like to do maybe.
我的母亲 My mother
她疯狂地爱着他 she's madly in love with him.
于是 我说:“好吧 那我们就来吧” And so I said "Okay let's go and do it."
所以我准备了这个大礼 So I made this big present
她几乎要哭出来了 and she was nearly crying for that.
现在我们来了 让我们看看他和他的爵士乐团的表现吧 And here we are. Let's see what he's going to do with his jazz band.
你昨天拿那个单簧管干什么了 What'd you do with that horn yesterday
你去打孔了吗 You bore the barrel out
是啊 因为…呃 Yeah 'cause it's uh...
这样打开 感觉会好一点吗 Does it feel better opened up like that
没有 No.
我还是要试着用一下 I'm going to try and use it anyway.
好像灯全熄了… Like the lights are out...
啊… Ah...
我们能把乐队请出来吗 could we get the band out here or something
我们能把乐队的人请出来吗 Could we get some of the band guys out here
一 二 三… One two three...
该你唱了 You said it!
♫我从未见过夕阳西下♫ Well I ain't seen that evening sun go down
♫我从未见过夕阳西下♫ I ain't seen that evening sun go down
♫啊哈♫ Ah-ha!
♫因为我的宝贝她已经离开了这个城市♫ 'Cause my baby she done left this town
谢谢大家 Thank you.
非常感谢你们在黑暗中听我们演完 Thank you very much for sitting through us in the dark.
呃 我不知道发生了什么 但是… Um I don't know what happened but...
你知道 有些事情会让生活变得有趣 you know these are the things that make life interesting
请允许我 I suppose.
再次感谢大家的光临 Um thank you again for coming.
很高兴为你们演奏 It was great to play for you -
在黑暗中甚至要比在光明中更伟大 greater even in the dark than in the light.
女士们先生们 今天我们就到这里了 That's it for us ladies and gentlemen...
再次感谢 So thank you again.
这是一件非常非常愉快的事情 It was a great great pleasure.
我们就在后台 We'll be right backstage.
我们出去吧 Let's get out of here.
沿着光走 Follow the light.
我以为会有 天知道是什么 I thought there was gonna be God knows what -
我以为会发生踩踏事件 I thought there was gonna be a stampede.
到了这个时候 如果是在纽约 In New York by this time
会丢掉一万六千台电视机 there would be 1 6 000 television sets missing.
快点 因为我要 Just quickly 'cause I'm due at--
（意大利语）谢谢 谢谢 太棒了 - Grazie grazie. Bravo.
哦 谢谢 Oh thank you.
（意大利语）-谢谢 -谢谢 - Grazie. - Thank you.
你是本世纪的幽默大师 You're the humorist of the century.
谢谢 我得走了 Thank you. I must go
因为我妈妈戴着呼吸机 because my mother's on a respirator.
簧片 这是簧片 The reed. It's the reed.
-请进 -你好 - Come on in. - Hello.
-嗨 见到你很高兴 -我也是 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - You too.
我是塔蒂亚纳·曼托瓦尼 是一名记者 I'm Tatiana Mantovani. I'm a journalist.
我是来给您这个的 I'm here just to give you this.
哦 谢谢 Oh! Thank you.
宇宙飞船着陆了 The spaceship has landed.
“谢谢你 伍迪…” -为了你的… "Thank you Woody..." - For your so...
怎么说来着 勇敢的心 How do you say Brave heart.
因为…在埃斯梅拉尔达 'Cause... at the Esmeraldo
有一天晚上 也是没有灯光 one night there was no light
而你看起来非常淡定 and you were so secure
你继续着演奏 and you continued to play.
是的 有些人就是英雄 Yeah some people are just heroes.
是的 英雄… Yes a hero...
至少我知道这是…我猜是遗传 At least I know that it's... I guess it's hereditary.
-你知道 我倾向于 -请问可以合张影吗 You know I have a tendency to-- - One picture please
哦 好的 没问题 Oh yes sure.
哦 我的天哪 Oh my God
外面有很多人 there are so many people out there.
这很有意思 It's funny.
宋宜 他们会认出你 因为你是亚洲人 Soon Yi they'll recognize you because you're Asian.
你认为我是这家酒店唯一的亚洲人吗 You think I'm the only Asian in the hotel
不 不 别暴露我的身份 No no don't blow my cover.
他们会开始朝窗户上扔石头 They'll start throwing pebbles against the window.
我该怎么办 我很害怕 What do I do I'm scared.
有好几百人 There are hundreds of people.
外面有上千人 A thousand people out there.
你就不能出去 You just cannot get through.
我们从后门出去 We're gonna go out the back.
他们不知道 No one tell them.
-我害怕 -嘿 我喜欢这个 - I'm scared. - Hey I like that.
你知道要怎么做吗 走到门口挥一挥手 You know what you do You go to the door you wave
接着走回楼梯上去 and then you walk back up the stairs
然后你绕着另一边悄悄地下来 and then you sneak back down around the other way
再走出楼梯 as you go out the stairs.
这样他们永远不会知道你要去哪 相信我 That way they'll never know where you're going from. Trust me.
不 但你难道不觉得他们就在这附近吗 No but don't you think they're here
因为他们知道这次他要去找市长 because they know he's going to the mayor this time
-我觉得他们不知道 -你觉得他们只是在外面露营吗 - I don't think they know that. - You think they just camped out
也许你回酒店的时候 Maybe when you come back into the hotel
在你上楼之前 你可以先到前门 before you come upstairs you could just go to the front door -
别开门 只是挥手 not open it - and just wave
因为所有人都在等着见你 because all those people are waiting to see you.
这真的很遗憾 感觉不大对劲 It seems a shame. It doesn't seem quite right.
你不能失去自己粉丝的支持 You can't afford to lose your own people.
你确定他们是来看我的吗 You sure they're there for me
因为如果不是为了我来 我冒然出去挥手 'Cause I don't want to go out and wave if it's not for me.
那会很尴尬的 It'll be embarrassing.
他们可能是为贝卢斯科尼或米克·贾格尔或其他什么人来的 They may be here for Berlusconi or Mick Jagger or somebody.
不 我不这么认为 No I don't think so.
对我来说最有趣的事情就是见到所有的市长 The funniest thing to me is meeting all the mayors.
哦 是的 请坐 Oh yeah sit down.
我对他们无话可说 他们对我也无话可说 I got nothing to say to them they got nothing to say to me.
这是给市长们拍照的机会 It's a photo op for the mayors
然后我会得到我的小礼物 and I get my little present.
抓着战利品 放在麻袋里 Grab the swag. Put it in a gunnysack somewhere.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
我想您一定很忙吧 先生 I imagine that you are very busy sir.
天啊 Holy God.
-要我去打个招呼吗 -好 - Want me to say hello - Yeah.
就打个招呼 Just gonna say hello.
伍迪 Woody!
谢谢你 伍迪 Thank you Woody!
我来打个招呼 ... to say hello
然后…要感谢所有人 and... and thank you to everybody.
谢谢 谢谢你 伍迪 Thank you! Thank you Woody!
-你好吗 -还好 还好 - How are you All right all right
-我没事是吧 -谢谢 - Am I all right Yes. - Thank you
好吧 我们走吧 Okay let's go.
谢谢 各位 我只是觉得我… Thanks fellas. I just thought l...
我稍后会出来看看 I'm coming out for a glimpse later
如果你们不介意等的话 if you don't mind waiting.
我们要把这些花放在哪 Where are we going to put these flowers
-你想留着这些花吗 -是的 - You want to keep the flowers - Yeah.
这就是为什么我讨厌收到花 That's why I hate to get flowers.
因为负担总是落在受花者身上 'Cause the burden is always on the receiver.
你只要打电话给管家就行了 All you have to do is call the housekeeper.
哦 不 然后电梯员还会上来 Oh no. Then the pullman's gotta come up.
向他要双拖鞋 And ask him for slippers.
我得找点啤酒之类的 I gotta have a beer or something.
市长人非常好 而且人很帅 The mayor was very nice and very good-looking.
是的 但谢天谢地 他不会说英语 Yeah but thank God he couldn't speak English.
他们在这里举办了我的电影回顾展 So they have this retrospective of my films here.
他们总是表现出同样的尊重 They always show with equal respect
对那些在美国没有获得成功的电影 the films that were not successful in the United States.
没错 但那些电影在欧洲很成功 Right but those films were successful in Europe
所以他们不把它们看作 so they don't see them as--
是的 《另一个女人》和《星尘往事》 Yes "Another Woman" and "Stardust Memories"
《我心深处》还有《情怀九月天》 and "lnteriors" and "September."'
嗯 但这些电影在这里同样成功 Yes but they were equally successful here.
-所以他们不会 -我知道 - So they don't - I know.
他们肯定是因为翻译得好 They definitely gained something in the translation.
我不知道是什么… I don't know what it was...
但在美国 这些 but in the United States they were--
也许是你的声音被配音了 Maybe it's your voice dubbed.
不 这些电影我都没演 No I'm not in any of those movies.
-那一定就是了 -太神奇了 That must be it. - It's amazing.
但这不是很有趣吗 尽管《子弹横飞百老汇》卖得很好 But isn't it interesting Although "Bullets" did very well.
我认识她多久了 7年还是5年 I've known her how long now seven years five years
我不知道会持续多久 I don't know how long.
她看过很多部我的电影 但她从没看过《安妮·霍尔》 She's seen so many of my films. She's never seen "Annie Hall."
你怎么可能从没看过《安妮·霍尔》 How could you have never seen "Annie Hall"
她和黛安·基顿关系这么好 她爱黛安 And she's so friendly with Keaton. She loves Diane.
她会喜欢《安妮·霍尔》的 And she would love "Annie Hall."
这部电影非常适合她 It's the perfect picture for her.
我还没抽出时间 I've never gotten around to it.
我从来没有读过他的书 I've never read anything of his.
在我所有的作品中 Of all my pictures
我对这部评价不高 但我觉得你会喜欢的 which I don't have a high opinion of that one I think you would like.
我想你会看得特别开心的 I think you would have a particularly good time.
-首先 每个人都很喜欢 -我最喜欢的是《曼哈顿》 - Everybody loved it first of all. - My favorite is "Manhattan."
你应该去看看 You should probably go in
跟你其中一个…你知道的 with one of your... you you know
年轻时的伙伴一起看《安妮·霍尔》 teenage twitty friends and see "Annie Hall."'
可能是因为你会喜欢吧 仅此而已 Probably 'cause you'd like it that's all.
我不建议你一定要去看其它的 I wouldn't recommend necessarily seeing any of the others
但那部我觉得你会喜欢 but that one I think you would like.
-我年轻时看过《我心深处》 -你觉得《我心深处》怎么样 I saw "lnteriors" when I was young. - What did you think of "lnteriors"
我不发表意见! I would rather not say!
我的意思是 我那时很年轻 所以我不能 I mean I was very young so I couldn't--
-哦 我明白了 -听着 - Oh I see. - Listen
大多数看过这部片子的美国人应该会同意你的看法 most Americans that saw the picture would've agreed with you.
没错 我没法坐着看完 Right. I couldn't sit through it.
又长又乏味 而且…嗯 It was long and tedious and... yeah.
-对 -欧洲人就喜欢那些喋喋不休的电影 - Right. - Europeans like pictures that drone on
我很擅长拍那些没完没了的电影 and I'm good at making pictures that drone on.
我需要拖鞋 她也需要一双 I need slippers and she needs slippers here.
还有这里没有洗脸面巾 And also no face towels.
你知道那些小的面巾吗 You know those small ones
是的 我明白 Yes I understand.
好的 谢谢你 洗脸巾 Okay thank you washcloths.
-伍迪 -嗯 Woody - Yeah
有客人在酒店住宿 他们想 Someone's staying in the hotel and they would like
跟你拍张照 当然 现在不是时候 to take a picture of you. Of course noWs not a good time.
-好吧… -那我该怎么说 - Well... - So what should I say
-告诉他们这是不可能的 -回了吧 他很忙 - Tell 'em it's not possible. : Say no he's very busy
他还得去音乐会 告诉他们不行 and he has to go to the concert. Tell 'em it's not po--
-你会告诉他们吗 -斩钉截铁地告诉他们 - Wiill you tell them - Tell 'em in no uncertain terms.
天啊 大家都疯了 你知道吗 Jesus people are just crazy you know
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
艾伦先生讨厌拍照 Mr. Allen hates taking photos.
-不 我明白 但他不能 -挂断电话就好了 - No I understand but he can't. - Just put the phone down.
他正在忙着准备音乐会 He's busy getting ready for the concert.
你为什么要扯15分钟 Why do you negotiate for 1 5 minutes
谢谢你的关心 But thank you for your interest.
真是太不可思议 一天要拍五百张照片 签一万个签名 It's amazing. Do 500 pictures a day 1 0 000 autographs.
他们不必给酒店房间打电话向你施压 They don't have to call the hotel room and pressure you.
再见 Bye.
你看 这就是问题所在 她们的丈夫不会相信的 Well you see this was the problem. Their husbands won't believe
他们看到了伍迪·艾伦却没有拍张照片 that they saw Woody Allen without a photograph.
所以我一会在去音乐会的路上 走到大厅时 So when I go down in the lobby later on the way to the concert
我会停下来照相 我从来没有拒绝过任何人 I'll stop and do a photo. I've never said no to anybody.
现在你告诉我 在我告诉她这是不可能的之后 Now you tell me! After I tell her it's not possible
他要去听音乐会了 不行 不能拍照 he's going to the concert no way no photographs--
对不起 我说过我不会拒绝任何人 I'm sorry. I said no to nobody
在整个欧洲行程中 on this whole European trip.
-他已经在休息了 -我知道 - He's already resting. - I know.
-我总是有点低落 -哦 为什么 I always get a little depressed. - Oh why
在一天中的某些时刻 我总会有这种感觉 At some point during the day I always do.
啊 你想啊…你在一个陌生的城市… Ah you know... You're in a strange town and...
而且你的牙齿让你不舒服 And your tooth bothers you.
我必须在明天做这件事 And I gotta do it tomorrow.
你只听说过博洛尼亚的美好 You've heard only wonderful things about Bologna
还有那里的人 and the people in it.
事实上 我对来这里一直很担心 The truth is I've been apprehensive about coming.
但你听过不少博洛尼亚人的好话 But you've heard very good things about the people in Bologna
你可能也听说过这个城市很美 and you've heard that the town was beautiful.
但我对中世纪的城镇有点害怕 But I get a little spooked by medieval towns.
这些城镇对我来说太邪恶了 就像蜿蜒的中世纪街道 They're too sinister for me. It's like winding medieval streets.
我今天受不了了 I couldn't take it today -
我们开着车到处转 we were driving around in the car -
你开车穿过那些东西 然后…你了解 you drive through those things and uh you know...
我喜欢宽敞的空地 I like nice big wide-open spaces--
我可不这么认为! That I wouldn't say!
哦 我不应该告诉他们这个 对吧 Oh I shouldn't tell them that right
“你们这儿真是个了不起的城市” "You got a hell of a town here."
“我知道只要吃上几片安定 我就会爱上它的” "l know with a couple of valium I could really learn to love it."
在我们开始谈话之前 Before we begin the conversation
首先 我想感谢大家来到这里 first I want to thank everybody for coming here.
我非常非常荣幸能来到这里 I'm very very honoured to be here.
这是我的荣幸 It's a great pleasure for me.
但你们应该知道一件事 But you should know one thing.
在美国 In the United States
我是一个非常非常有名的幽闭恐惧症患者 I'm a very very famous claustrophobic.
这不是在开玩笑 This is not a joke.
所以 提问结束之后 So after the questions are over
如果大家都能坐好 我会很感激的 I would appreciate it if everyone would keep their seats
而我自己走在过道上倒下了 while I walk up the aisle and collapse.
否则 Otherwise
这次经历对我来说会很痛苦 the experience will be very uh traumatic for me.
接下来 你们想提问什么都可以 And now anything you want to say is okay.
伍迪 这是真实的吗 Woody is this reality
对我来说 这完全脱离了现实 For me it's a total digression from reality.
整个巡演就像是 你知道吗 The whole trip has been you know
因为我过着非常安静的生活 because I live a very quiet life.
我住在我的公寓里 起床 工作 I live in my apartment I get up I work
去上东区散步 I take a walk on the Upper East Side.
你知道 这是一种安静而正常的生活 You know it's a quiet normal life.
主要是作家的生活 你知道的 电影制作人 The life of the writer mostly. You know the filmmaker.
这次整个巡演 This whole trip
在粉丝、赞助商和演出场地之间… between the fans and the responses and the places...
把手指往上滑 你就得到七音 Slide that finger up you got the seven.
是的 Yeah.
我喜欢那个 现代写作的实验 I like that. Experiments in modern writing.
这是我对《Sidewalk Blues》进行的Neil Hefti式的编曲 - It's my Neil Hefti arrangement of Sidewalk Blues.
我看不见 因为眼睛被灯光照到了 I can't see because there's a light in my eyes.
好吧 有人拿了我的单簧管吗 Ah okay does somebody have my horn
-是的 在我们这 -哦 好的 - Yes we've got it. - Oh okay. Great.
-你看起来很漂亮 -谢谢 You look very pretty. - Thank you.
非常漂亮 Very pretty.
嗯… Uh...
我得去弄个簧片 I gotta get a reed.
-好的 在那里 -对 去那边 - Okay. Over there. - Yeah go that way.
-我的外套呢 -在我这儿 - Where's my coat - I have it.
我会没事的 我会没事的 I'll be okay. I'll be okay.
我可以在这里演奏 就在这举办音乐会 I could play in here. Gonna have the concert right here.
把观众带到这里来 那就太完美了 Move the audience in here. It'd be perfect.
天啊 我真该活这么久 Oh God I should live so long.
♫别走开♫ Now don't go away
♫当他们唱起爱的古老甜歌♫ As they sang love's old sweet song
♫月光湾♫ On Moonlight Bay
我们今晚演奏的时间比较短 We're playing shorter tonight.
-很高兴见到你 -我非常非常高兴 Good to see you. - I am very very pleased.
-谢谢 -我来做介绍 - Thank you. - I make the presentation.
-介绍什么 -嗯 - What present-- - Yes.
我会说:“女士们先生们 有请伍迪·艾伦” I say "Now ladies and gentlemen Woody Allen."
哦 不 我们一般不这么做 Oh no we usually don't do that.
一般来说我们就直接出来演奏 Usually we just come out and play.
没有任何介绍 就直接出来 No presentation. They just come out
他们开始演奏 然后我出场 they begin to play and I come out.
什么时候准备好了 就告诉我们 Whenever you're ready you just tell us
-我们就出去演奏 -我不用说"女士们先生们"吗 and we'll go out and play. - I don't say "Ladies and gentlemen"
不 什么都不用 什么都别说 No nothing at all. Just nothing at all.
一旦他回到这里 你就可以走出去… As soon as he comes back in here you can wander out and...
非常好 Very good.
呃 他在做什么 Uh what is he doing
-他正在做介绍 -你想要… - He's making an introduction. - You want to...
直接出去演奏吗 to just go out and play
-在他讲话中间吗 -是的 - In the middle of his speech - Yeah.
嗯 好吧 我们走吧 我们这就出去 Yeah come on let's just go. Let's just go.
好吧 好吧 走吧 我们走 Okay okay. Come on let's go.
这家伙会让他们睡着的 This guy put 'em to sleep.
♫照亮你的脚尖和鼻尖♫ Shine toesies and nosies
♫你会发现♫ And you'll find
♫一切都会变得美好♫ That everything will turn out frine
♫朋友们 我在向你们大声呼喊♫ Folks I'm shouting to ya
♫每个人都会向你们嗷嗷叫♫ Everyone's gonna howl out to ya
♫你让整个世界闪耀起来♫ You make the whole world shine
那群评审团今天肯定出现了 That was the jury definitely out there tonight.
是啊 他们… 呃... Yeah it was uh...
我们一走出去 他们就… The second we walked out they were...
麻木了 anaesthetized.
绝对是… This was definitely...
你觉得这场的观众怎么样 What'd you think of the crowd
-什么-你觉得观众怎么样 - What - What'd you think of the crowd
-我觉得他们有点保守 - I thought they were a little reserved.
我们想知道你为什么要待这么久 We were wondering why you were staying on so long.
嗯 我们以为你会更早地演奏《像家一样的小地方》 Yeah. We thought you'd play Little Place Like Home even sooner.
-我不知道该怎么办 -我只是 你知道的 -I didn't know what to do. - I was just uh you know--
我想那里有人喜欢 I think there were people there who enjoyed it
但也有其他人可能带着任务在那里 but there were others who were probably there as an obligation.
-对 对 -他们在等这个结束 - Right right. - They were waiting for it to be over.
所以我才演奏得更久 That's why I played longer
因为我知道外面有人 'cause I knew there were people out there
在那里有带着任务来的人 who were there with an obligation
我想折磨他们 and I wanted to torture them.
-很精彩 -非常感谢 - Fantastico. - Thank you so much.
我非常非常开心 I am very very happy.
-他们是非常好的观众 -大家都很开心 - They were a very good audience. - People are very happy.
-非常好的观众 -音乐也很棒 - Very nice people. - And the music is fantastic.
如果可以的话 我可以在电视上向您提问吗 If it's possible I take you to question for the television
-当然 -好的 - Sure. - Okay.
对你来说 什么是 What is for you
音乐和单簧管 你内心的想法 the music and the clarinet For your heart
嗯 这是我的爱好 我这么做是因为我喜欢 Well it's a hobby. I do it 'cause I love it.
我这么做不是为了钱 I'm not doing it for the money.
我这么做只是为了娱乐 I'm doing it just for the amusement
我希望大家也喜欢 因为 你知道.... and I hope the people like it too because you know....
但我看得出来他们很喜欢 But I could tell they did.
他们今晚全都在打拍子 They were tapping their feet tonight.
-他们真的很棒 -非常感谢 They were just great. - Thank you very much.
-好的 谢谢 -谢谢你的音乐会 - Okay thank you. - Thank you for the concert.
-不 谢谢 谢谢 -谢谢 谢谢 - No thank you thank you. - Thank you grazie.
这两位先生支付了所有的费用 These two gentlemen paid for all of this.
-非常高兴见到你 -哦 你好吗 - Very happy to meet you. - Oh how are you
您已经连续弹奏了这么久 一分钟都没停过 How long you've been playing without stopping not even a minute.
但这次算比较短了 But this was shorter.
在音乐会上 我们演奏的时间比这更久 In a concert we play longer than this.
我们今晚就把它缩短 We cut it down tonight
因为我们不想让观众等得=太久 because we didn't want to keep the people too long.
我们不认为是这样…我知道他们想吃东西 We didn't think it was... I know they want to eat.
哦 我的天哪 Oh my goodness.
有一场加冕典礼 There's a coronation.
哇 看看这个 很不可思议 Wow. Look at this. Isn't this incredible
请允许我介绍一下我的妻子 May I introduce you my wife.
好的 谢谢 你好 你好吗 Yes please. Hello. How are you
这是宋宜 臭名昭著的宋宜 This is Soon Yi Previn The notorious Soon Yi Previn.
-你好 -你漏握了一只手 - Hello. - You missed a hand there.
现在他们比我们为他们演奏时更有活力 They're more animated now than when we played for them.
如果你要我的外套 我给你 If you need my coat you can have my coat.
你什么时候想要我的外套都可以 Any time you want my coat you can have it.
因为我还有一个采访 'Cause I have another.
好吧 首先 公开 Well first going out
你知道 那是那所有事情的高潮… you know it was the height of all that...
在当时的报纸上 in the newspapers at the time
我们从来都不允许拍我们的合照 and we just never allowed our pictures to be taken together.
所以如果我们去逛街 就会出现狗仔队 So if we were on the street and there was a paparazzi
我们就会 你知道…然后 we would just you know... And then--
我们只能在露台上散步 We would have to take a walk on the terrace.
然后 当现实来临的时候 Then as reality set in
你知道 嗯… you know um...
我们 你知道 We you know
变得越来越公开和直接 became more and more open and direct about it
但是 呃… but uh...
所以现在他们问 “你能给她一个吻吗” So now they're asking "Can you give her a kiss"
现在我就会做 你知道 And now I do you know.
你想去露台上待一会儿吗 You want to get out on the terrace for a while
好的 我来了 我来了 Yes. I'm coming. I'm coming.
这个城市看起来很美吧 Doesn't the city look beautiful
-是的 -看起来很棒 - It does. - It looks great.
我再也看不下去了 I can never look at this view
我禁不住想到《甜蜜的生活》开场的镜头 without thinking of the opening scene in "La Dolce Vita "
直升飞机在罗马上空飞行 where the helicopter's flying over Rome
-还有基督雕像 -没错 with the Christ statue. - That's right.
或者玛丽雕像什么的 Or the Mary statue or whatever it was
并祝福它 and blessing it.
回家你会感到难过吗 Are you gonna be sad to go home
-你会想念欧洲吗 -不 不会 You gonna miss Europe - No no.
我是说 我很喜欢这趟旅行 你知道 这很有趣 I mean I like this trip a lot. You know it's been fun.
-我们一直在忙碌 -嗯 We've been on the go constantly. - Mm-hmm.
但是… But...
因为我知道我有那种性格 'Cause uh I know I've got the kind of personality
当我在欧洲的时候 我会想念纽约 where when I'm here in Europe I miss New York
当我在纽约的时候 我会想念欧洲 and when I'm in NewYork I miss Europe.
你想待在这里吗 You want to be here.
我只是不想在任何时候都处在我现在的状态 I just don't want to be where I am at any given moment.
我宁愿去别的地方 I would rather be somewhere else.
这个问题肯定解决不了 And there's no way to beat that problem
因为无论你在哪里 because no matter where you are
待久后都会有不满 it's chronic dissatisfaction.
缺乏新鲜感 Anhedonia.
那我们大家感觉怎么样 So how do we all feel
现在我们到了最后关头了 now that we're coming down to the wire
我得了重感冒 I have a terrible cold.
我想这是我第一次在欧洲感冒 The first time I've gotten sick in Europe with a cold ever I think.
我是说 这就像典型的重感冒 I mean it's like a real classic head cold.
真烦人 What a drag.
我很期待今晚的精彩表演 I was looking forward to giving a good show tonight.
我不想就这么走 I didn't want to just go out there
如果我能完成这个表演 就能成为一项成就 and make it an achievement if I get through the show.
我想做得很好 I wanted to be very good.
因为如果我表现不好 'Cause if I'm not good
这些人会用我说过的话埋怨我 these people will hate me in my own language.
他就是这么出色 He's just so brilliant.
他每件事都做的很好 Everything he does is good.
我一直是伍迪·艾伦的粉丝 也是个爵士迷 I've been a Woody Allen fan for a long time and a jazz fan
在我看来 这似乎是一件理所当然的事 and it seemed to me a logical thing to do:
让这两者联系在一起 to have them both in one session.
我们是来看他的 So we've come to meet him.
他的幽默感有什么特别之处吗 Is there something in particular about his sense of humour
-吸引你的是什么 -嗯 他的犹太教信仰 that attracts you - Uh his Jewishness.
心情不好的时候我就放《安妮·霍尔》之类的 If I'm feeling down I just put on "Annie Hall" or whatever
他总是逗我笑 他总是逗我笑 and he just makes me laugh. He just makes me laugh.
我呼吸不畅 I can't breathe.
感觉很虚弱 I feel weak.
-你喝汤了吗 -是的 You had soup - Yes.
是的 汤喝下去有点恶心 Yes disgusting soup.
哦 好吧… Oh. Well...
如果是这种状态下会想喝清汤 If they're in this state they want consomme.
然后 他刚量了体温 And he just took his temperature.
但没有发烧 这是正常的 然后他又把体温计 And he didn't have one. It's normal. And then he sticks the thermometer
重新放回他的嘴里 希望温度会升高一度 back in his mouth hoping it'll go up a point.
我并不是抱着希望 我只是想确认一下 I'm not hoping. I'm just trying to check.
他将它永远记在心里 He keeps it in forever.
你会被观众淹没的 You'll get caught up in the audience
-然后你就会好起来 -没错 -and you'll be fine. - That's right.
只要他们开始拍手 你就什么都忘了 As soon as they start clapping you'll forget it all.
你觉得是吗 那不是我 You think so Not me.
也许乔尔森就是这样 Maybe Jolson was like that.
-你会抛吻的 -是的 -You'll be throwing kisses. - Yes.
堪萨斯城 Kansas City!
没有地方比得上家 There's no place like home.
这通常意味着跳舞也好 It usually means that the dance
或者野餐也好 葬礼也好 or the picnic or the funeral
不管他们在做什么 都结束了 or whatever it is they're at is over
然后大家都回家了 and everyone goes home.
乐团回家了 The orchestra goes home
观众回家了 the audience goes home.
他们继续自己的生活 They resume their lives
捡起破碎的片段 然后尝试继续前进 pick up the broken pieces and try and go on.
这就是家对我们的意义 And that's what it means for us.
这就像是我们…我们的音乐会 It's sort of the end of our... our concert.
所以我只想代表乐团说 So I just want to say on behalf of the orchestra
今晚能为你们表演是我莫大的荣幸 it was an incredible privilege to play for you tonight.
真的非常非常荣幸 Really really a great great privilege.
真的非常感谢大家能来 Thank you so much for coming really.
着是一个很棒的结尾 That was a great finale!
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you thank you.
祝您旅途愉快 Have a good trip back.
好的 我们纽约见 Okay we'll see you in NewYork.
-再见 -再见! - Bye! - Bye!
我们纽约见 好吗 再见 We'll see you all back in the city. All right bye now.
-感觉好点了 -我们还要再来一次 - Feel better. - We'll do this again.
嘿 太棒了 终于结束了 Hey it's great. It's over.
曾经有一段时间我很期待 There was a time I was looking forward
那一堆可怕的日程表 to that whole formidable list of dates.
嗯 现在呢 Mm-hmm. And now
“哦 天啊 我要去都灵 去博洛尼亚 Oh God I'm gonna be in Turin I'm gonna be in Bologna
我要去西班牙了” 现在都成为历史了 I'm gonna be in Spain " and now it's history.
她不想让他们去打开 She didn't want them to unpack it
你知道的…她想独自一个人 you know... alone.
好的 谢谢 Okay. - Thank you.
-不客气 -你好 你好 你好 You're welcome. -Hello hello hello.
你好 Hello.
来这 爸爸 Here Dad.
我们想让你看看这次的成果 We want to show you what we got
伍迪在欧洲获得的 what Woody got in Europe.
伍迪 你想介绍一下吗 Woody you want to explain these
这是剧院颁发的奖章 This is a medal from the theatre.
这是枚奖章 他们给了你一枚奖章 It's a medal. They gave you a medal.
-是哪个剧院 -是威尼斯剧院的 - What theatre - It's from the theatre in Venice.
哦 Oh.
-嗯 你不想要吗 -要啊 为什么不呢 - Well don't you want it - Yeah. Why not
我知道 但你要放哪 I know but what are you gonna do with it
把它放在我的…收藏起来 Put it my... Save it.
不 你把它和其他东西放在一起 No. You'll put it out here with his other stuff.
这是米兰消防部门颁发给我的 This was awarded to me by the fire department in Milan.
-“疯狂的伍迪”吗 -不 上面写的是"美味" 不是"疯狂" - "Crazy Woody"! - No it says "grazie " not "crazy."'
上面写着我以一己之力在米兰救了一些人的命 It says here I single-handedly saved some lives in Milan
消防部门颁给了我这个 and the fire department gave me this.
啊哈 啊哈… Uh-huh uh-huh...
当时发生了非常非常严重的紧急情况 There was a terrible terrible emergency.
事实情况是当时的灯突然灭了 Actually what happened was the lights went out
但我没有惊慌 but I didn't panic
这救了很多人的命 and saved the lives of a lot of people
没有发生踩踏事件 from being stomped to death and trampled to death.
-感觉一下 很重 对吧 -噢 真的很重 Feel that. It's heavy isn't it - Oh and how.
你一直喜欢那种透明材质的东西 You always liked that kind of lucite stuff.
那是威尼斯那家被烧毁的剧院的 That was from the theatre in Venice that burned down.
你真是个幸运的人 You're a very lucky man.
我应该把这个刻在上面 I ought to engrave this.
我以为他们会刻上去 I thought they engraved it.
哦 这是 呃… Oh this is from uh...
从马德里来的 it's from Madrid.
是刻在那边的吧 It was engraved over there huh
他只关心刻在哪里 All he cares about is where it was engraved.
有什么区别 What's the difference
这是d·w·格里菲斯奖 This is a D.W. Griffith Award
在电影方面的杰出成就 distinguished achievement in motion pictures.
这是因为我活到60岁而颁给我的 This was given to me for managing to live to 60.
-给你的吗 -是啊 - Given to you - Yeah mm-hmm.
因为我活着 而且身体健康 Because I'm alive and in good health.
不管是谁刻的 都很漂亮 Whoever did the engraving it's beautiful.
让我告诉你 这是真正精美的雕刻 Let me tell you something this is real good engraving.
嗯 人们会觉得他是个雕刻家 Uh-huh. One would get the feeling he was an engraver.
d·w·格里菲斯 D.W. Griffith.
D.W.格里菲斯 很多年前我就知道他了 D.W. Griffith. I remember him years ago.
-是吗 -是的 - Yeah - Yeah.
你还记得我在房间里练习单簧管吗 You don't remember me practicing the clarinet in my room
是的 我们…我记得 Yes we... I do.
是的 你把门关上练 我还记得 Yes. You shut the door. I remember.
你关上门就开始演奏 你没有很大声 You shut the door and played. You didn't play it loud.
是的 我记得那个家伙进来了 他是个黑人 Yes I remember the fella coming in. He was a black man.
吉恩·塞德里克 一位非常非常伟大的爵士单簧管演奏家 Gene Cedric was a great great jazz clarinet player
我给他打了电话 who I called up on the telephone
问他是否愿意…我在城里看到他演奏 and asked if he would... I saw him play in town.
我问他是否愿意来我家 I asked if he would come to the house
而且他每节课只收我2美元 and he only charged me $2 per lesson.
我不记得了 I don't remember.
两美元 可他是从哈莱姆大老远赶来的 Two dollars but he'd come all the way in from Harlem.
我记得那个来教你的人 I remember the man coming to teach you.
是啊 我们俩都不会看乐谱什么的 Yeah and neither of us could read music or anything
我们就坐在客厅里 and we would just sit in the living room
他会试着以某种方式帮助我 and he would try and help me in some way
他对我帮助很大 and he was helpful.
还记得他学过踢踏舞吗 记得上过踢踏舞课吗 Remember he took tap Remember I took tap-dancing lessons
哦 是的 我记得 Oh yes I remember that.
你学过很多好东西 但你从没有坚持 You did a lot of good things but you never pursued them.
如果你继续学的话 你本来会成为一名优秀的踢踏舞者的 Had you gone on you would have been a good tap dancer.
我本可以成为一名踢踏舞者 I would've been a tap dancer.
你要是成为一名踢踏舞者 那就糟糕了 You'd have been a tap dancer which is bad.
为什么糟糕 Why is it bad
对于娱乐圈的人来说这太难了 It's very hard for people in show business
从谋生角度 to make a living.
你想让我当药剂师 You wanted me to be a pharmacist.
药剂师还是什么 A pharmacist or--
所以你什么都不记得了 So you don't remember anything else
你记不记得 我以前是不是经常听收音机 You don't remember if I used to listen to the radio a lot
一直在听音乐吗 and listened to music all the time
是的 你听了 但我不关心那个 Oh yes you listened to that but I wasn't concerned.
你在你的房间 你的房间里 You were in your room your room.
你大部分时间都待在那里 就吃饭的时候出来 You stayed there most of the time just came out to eat.
你住在你的房间里 You lived in your room.
你房间里有什么 What did you have in your room
-我房间里有什么 -你有一台Victrola留声机吗 - What'd I have in my room - Did you have a Victrola
是的 你不记得了吗 你是一个对孩子漠不关心的家长 Yeah. Don't you remember Were you an uninterested parent
我不是个不关心孩子的父母 I wasn't an uninterested parent.
我带你去我认为适合你的地方 I took you wherever I thought was good for you.
比如哪些地方 是指什么 Like where What does that mean
-希伯来语的学校吗 -就比如希伯来学校 Hebrew school - Like Hebrew school.
这对你来说很好 是的 这对你来说非常好 That was good for you. Yes that was very good for you.
-都是些浪费时间的东西 -不 那不是浪费时间 - All that time-wasting junk. - No that wasn't time-wasting--
我是否可以说 So would you say
你们是我最不合适的那种父母类型 that you were the exact wrong kind of parents for me
你会说你们是完全不合适的父母吗 Would you say that you were the exact wrong kind of parents
-我想我太严厉了 -她太严厉了 - I think I was too strict. - She was too strict.
你以前常常打我 每天都打我 - You used to beat me and beat me and beat me every day.
每一天 Every day.
我怎么打你的 用棍子吗 How did I beat you with a stick
没有 用你的手 用皮带 用… No. Wiith your hand with a strap with...
哦 你以前每天都打我 Oh you used to beat me every day.
我本来长大后可能会成为一个瘾君子或罪犯 I could've grown up to be a drug addict or a criminal.
-他们给你毒品了吗 -为什么 - Did they offer you drugs - Why
-或者是罪犯 - Or a criminal.
但你不是在这样的家庭中长大的 真抱歉 But you weren't brought up in that kind of a household. I'm sorry.
你是在一个这样的家庭中长大 You were brought up in a household
明辨是非 行事正确 that knew right from wrong acted right.
不要多想 And don't think for a moment
你就是你自己 你不是 that you are what you are by yourself. You're not.
你有帮手 You had help.
你得到了父母的帮助 你听进去了 You had help from parents. You listened.
别把所有的功劳都归功给自己 Don't give all the credit to you.
你有灵感了 You had an idea
你可以写一个剧本 that you could write a script
你是个大人物 that you're a big shot.
那是一堆废话 没什么意义 That's a lot of hokum. Don't mean a thing.
如果我是一名药剂师 我还是会过得更好 对吧 I'd still be better off if I was a druggist right
-也许 -也许你会的 - By the-- Maybe you would be.
也许你作为药剂师会有更多的收入 Maybe you'd do more business as a druggist
比你当演员时更好 than you did as an actor.
我可能作为一名药剂师会做更多的生意 I probably would do more business as a druggist.
更多的人会走进药店 More people would come into the drugstore
比去看电影还好 这可能是真的 than go to the films! That's probably true!
-也许你会 -没错 - Maybe you would-- - That's right.
如果我有一家不错的药店 If I had a good drugstore
我可能会得到比我的电影更多的观众 I'd probably get a bigger audience than I get for my movies.
你现在对这个事情有什么感觉 So how do you feel now about the fact
克里斯托弗和我 that both Christopher and l
在和亚洲女人约会 go out with Asian women
我个人认为这是不对的 I personally don't think it's right.
-你要去干什么 -那是我 我的观点 -You go where - That's me my opinion.
-和中国女性 -不是中国人 是亚洲人 - Wiith Chinese women. - Not Chinese Asian.
-克里斯托弗 -谢丽尔不是中国人 我也不是 - Christopher's-- - Cheryl's not Chinese. I'm not--
我从一开始就希望他 I would've liked him from the beginning
爱上一个可爱的犹太女孩 to fall in love with a nice Jewish girl.
-一个可爱的犹太女孩 -而不是一个漂亮的电影女演员 - A nice Jewish girl - lnstead of a nice movie actress.
这就是为什么犹太人总有一天会 That's why the Jews someday will be -
不是在你的时代 灭绝 那是非常糟糕的 not in your time - be extinct. And that's very bad.
这真是一顿地狱午餐 This is truly the lunch from hell.
我从没想过伍迪会这么成功 I didn't think that Woody would turn out to be this successful.
我知道他有一个了不起的大脑 I knew he had a terrific brain.
他没有表现出其他的天赋 He didn't show any other talents.
他在体育运动中表现出很高的天赋 He showed a lot of talent in his sports.
但他多年前确实对我说过 But he did say to me years ago
如果他必须选择一个职业 that if he had to choose a career
他会选择音乐 he would choose music.
不管怎样 就是这么说的 Anyhow that's that.
不过他干得不错 He did a good job though.
是的 我希望你能明白 Yeah. I should hope you would know it.
你喜欢他的哪部电影 What one of his films do you like
有什么是他在现实生活中的经历吗 Do any come from his real life
你在那些人物身上看到他的影子了吗 Do you see any of him in them
有时候会 对 Sometimes I do yeah
但很少 but very seldom.
他对自己的生活进行加工 He adds or subtracts from his life.
他会给你讲故事 或者他会拍一部电影 He'll tell you a story or he'll have a movie
这不像他自己的生活 that will be not like his life
他会加一些东西 and some of them he adds on
但是 不 他不想把他的生活拍成电影 but no he doesn't want to make a movie of his life
我的意思是 要让人们了解这一点 I mean have people know that.
我喜欢是因为他会给你讲故事 I like it because he tells you a story.
尽管这可能不是真的 但这些故事 Even though it may not be true the stories
或许有些牵强 但就是一个故事 or it may be farfetched but it's a story.
这就是我喜欢的 好了 先生 回家吧 That's what I like. All right sir go home.
♫向下看 向下看♫ Look down look down
♫那条寂寞公路♫ Trhat lonesome road
♫在你继续旅行之前♫ Befrore you travel on
♫往上看 往上看♫ Look up look up
♫见见你的创造者♫ And meet your maker
♫因为加布里埃尔吹响了他的号角♫ For Gabriel blows his horn
♫我厌倦了♫ I'm weary totin'
♫如此沉重的负担♫ such a heavy load
♫漫步在♫ Strolling down
♫那条寂寞公路♫ that lonesome road
♫向下看 向下看♫ Look down look down
♫那条寂寞公路♫ that lonesome road
♫在你继续旅行之前♫ Befrore you travel on